jk…I ❤️ tech bros…

I was going to write a final scathing piece about the absolute ludicrousness of the billionaire space race in light of all the human misery and it was going to be really insightful, and I was going to talk about how they don’t pay taxes while their employees die working in a tornado so somebody …

Tech bros ruin showering, breathing, living

In the old days, the search for immortality was cool. It involved something excitingly neo-colonial, like chartering a boat and going places where you weren’t invited, i.e., ethnobotany. These days, it’s just reading books and podcasts. Borrring. Anyway, obviously I’m still doing it; it’s not like your body makes it to 120 all by itself, …