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SpaceX rocket launch

jk…I ❤️ tech bros…

I was going to write a final scathing piece about the absolute ludicrousness of the billionaire space race in light…

Today is my birthday Please release me from jail art by David Shrigley

End-of-Year Fiesta!

Hey everybody, Just a note to say I haven’t forgotten about my usual end-of-year memo to all of you, my…

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Tech bros ruin showering, breathing, living

In the old days, the search for immortality was cool. It involved something excitingly neo-colonial, like chartering a boat and…

The author's marimo, 4 in their bowl, the largest growing a stalk, surrounded by four tiny pumpkins on a kitchen island

The art of the possible

Anytime you think to yourself, that’s not possible, just remember my pet algae ball decided to grow its own arm.…

Tech Garbage

Tech bros don’t know how to live (brief aside)

I know Gilad Edelman wants us to stop calling tech bros tech bros, but I can’t…bro. Because this series is…

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Tech bros don’t know how to live, prelude

This is a product review of on! brand nicotine pouches, 2 mg., citrus. Immediate: gums burning, taste and texture of…