End-of-Year Fiesta!

Hey everybody, Just a note to say I haven’t forgotten about my usual end-of-year memo to all of you, my incredible fans, in which we celebrate what we did this year, even if we did was absolutely nothing. Just surviving is something to be proud of. And if we didn’t survive, well, there’s no shame …

Tech bros ruin showering, breathing, living

In the old days, the search for immortality was cool. It involved something excitingly neo-colonial, like chartering a boat and going places where you weren’t invited, i.e., ethnobotany. These days, it’s just reading books and podcasts. Borrring. Anyway, obviously I’m still doing it; it’s not like your body makes it to 120 all by itself, …

Tech bros don’t know how to live, prelude

This is a product review of on! brand nicotine pouches, 2 mg., citrus. Immediate: gums burning, taste and texture of sweet broken glass creeping down my throat. I moved the pouch several times in the first couple of minutes. Six minutes in…nausea, dizziness. I tried to both open my laptop to record this review in …