Sea Squirt Saga

Yesterday I went to the store, bought a fresh sea squirt for the first time, named it Stephen. Today, as part of my bid for immortality, I vivisected Stephen and ate him. Here is that journey in pictures. Eating Stephen was like ingesting a booger plucked straight out of the ocean’s nose. Sea squirt is …

Paperback Writer!!

The New Espionage Collection is back, and it’s paperback! The New Espionage Collection is up, it’s launched on Amazon, and you can purchase all books in paperback from your very favorite local bookstore, too… My work here is done! Just kidding. What’s next? I’m writing a bunch more books, putting out a few other collection …

Happy Pi Day!

For those of you who may not celebrate Pi Day, or love eating pie but know little about its celebrated homonym, Pi, here’s the lowdown: The symbol for Pi is π. Pi is a mathematical constant that describes the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter. It is equal to 22/7 or approximately 3.14159265. …

Mofo Empowerment

Happy new year to my lunar calendar-oriented fans! Welcome to the Year of the Tiger. I don’t know what this year means for us (maybe it’s a time to be bold, or the year eats you, or it’s a time to be bold but then the year eats you anyway), so if you have some …