jk…I <3 tech bros...

I was going to write a final scathing piece about the absolute ludicrousness of the billionaire space race in light of all the human misery and it was going to be really insightful, and I was going to talk about how they don’t pay taxes while their employees die working in a tornado so somebody …

End-of-Year Fiesta!

Hey everybody, Just a note to say I haven’t forgotten about my usual end-of-year memo to all of you, my incredible fans, in which we celebrate what we did this year, even if we did was absolutely nothing. Just surviving is something to be proud of. And if we didn’t survive, well, there’s no shame …

Tech bros ruin showering, breathing, living

In the old days, the search for immortality was cool. It involved something excitingly neo-colonial, like chartering a boat and going places where you weren’t invited, i.e., ethnobotany. These days, it’s just reading books and podcasts. Borrring. Anyway, obviously I’m still doing it; it’s not like your body makes it to 120 all by itself, …