Oh, hey, how’s it g- I GOT MY FIRST PUBLISHING DEAL

If you haven’t talked to me in the past four days, then you haven’t had the pleasure of me screaming this into your ear: I got my first publishing deal!!! I just signed my very first publishing contract! And it’s not with some loser corporate publishing conglomerate, either- My short story “Rats” is going to …

Paperback writer!!!

Okay, okay, I hear you. You’ve been staring at a screen for six months straight. Me too, friends. You want to read a book. You even want to read my book. (Aw, thanks.) But you don’t want to read an eBook. You want a real-life book, made of matter. Cue the music! I thought it …

I was going to write a new blog about electromagnetism and memory BUT I FORGOT

I’ve been trying to write this blog forever, but as the title indicates, I completely forgot. This is what the blog is about: the relationship between electromagnetism and memory. Since Corporate Torsos Need Not Apply was published, I thought it would be fun to create an annotated bibliography of all the science in the book, …

Extractions, and the stories that stick with us

I was trying to watch the movie Extraction (2020) last week when I accidentally watched the movie Extraction (2015). Both, true to their titles, featured extractions. Neither is going to win any awards. I don’t think action movies win awards anyway, do they? It pained me to see Bruce Willis suffering in the inferior of …